Timothy Lawton

Undated

Give me a culture fed through a tube
Preaching about monetary funds and Jiffy Lube
A likeable Judge and a plaintiff buffoon
Whose fifteen minutes came fifteen too soon
With call in shows that show how long ago we should have called it in
Too much MTV and not enough workout gym
Make Johnny a fat boy
With not enough time and too many toys
Perspiration, palpitation, I think I’m going to be sick
Here’s a bill and a pill I hope you get better quick
Liposuctions take a long time to heal
About six months rest and two thousand meals
As we laugh and walk away
I think I’ll see what’s on today
A time out or a time never in
Some are distracted and others dim