Timothy Lawton

8-9-1994

What do you think Santa’s elves do the other eleven months of the year?
They obviously don’t go to some Caribbean island
Or so called tropical paradise on vacation
Ever see an elf in a bathing suit?
Santa wouldn’t allow that
That capitalist pig
That fat red nosed pot belly Andrew Carnegie
He thinks he can fool the whole planet
With a one night jaunt around the world
Giving rickety old broken down toys to kids
I know what’s going on
Santa’s got to have money to perform his charade
And he’s not going to make it pimping elf chicks on 42nd  street although he’s tried
The day after Christmas that toy factory turns into a munitions plant
Slaving his elves six days a week
And he deals to the highest bidder
How else could he afford to fly one night around the world?
Giving out toys to kids
Then laze around his elite compound
Playing tennis and swimming in his heated pool on the Arctic tundra
Entertaining Robin Leech